quizzy goodness. i dunno. cuz.

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with?

our landlord dan, who is a flaming asshole who i WILL bludgeon to death with a can of tuna. my anger towards him comes in waves on a daily basis.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

i like knives. though i have never hurt anyone with a knife. the only implement i've ever really hurt anyone with is a sharp pottery tool, and that was misty in like tenth grade, for calling someone a fag. im proud of that. mostly my weapons of choice are my teeth and a very girly slap. oh! the homosexual fan of doom! thats my weapon of choice! and i also kicked misty's ass with a licorice whip a little while ago. that fucking hurts. i felt kinda bad.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

absolutely. call me a bitter feminist lesbian bitch but i believe a lot of men deserve it.

4. How about of the same sex?

likewise, g.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

um.... gosh.... i'd have to say jackie. not when we broke up, but like two weeks later when she found out i was going out with becky. she stormed in and out of here with a very righteous vengance. i deserved it. oh, and the guy that i rearended (very lightly and without denting either of our cars) a few days ago. i didn't talk to him but i bet he was pissed. he had a big white truck. why do i always hit trucks?

6. What is your pet peeve?

dear god... for starters, having to listen to the same story multiple times. not so much like, when someone's forgetful and keeps telling you the same things, but when someone tells you a story, and then someone else comes up and they tell THEM the story, etc. and listening to people chew-- especially corn on the cob. that's my #1 pet peeve. and people who assume everyone is just like them, i.e. straight, christian, etc.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

forever, man. forever. i bear a hardcore grudge.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

uh... homework? and paying attention to my spirituality. i should pray more.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

dear god... 5pm, probably, after being up really late.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

jerry. i never return his calls. he's a decent guy, but i never know what to say to him.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

"i can't come to work because i have night class." horrible! night crew was shorthanded because i didn't want to miss the first half hour of PA. im such a baby. but if i let them schedule me this wednesday, then i'm fucked forever.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?

fuck yeah. the steam penguin, man. the steam penguin. and that rotisserie thing? and the knives? i've seen those ones a billion times, yet i still watch them. set it and forget it, baby.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

what is this "work out" that you speak of? actually, two days ago, i walked all over campus and climbed a shitload of stairs. so i got my asthma attack for the week, thank you.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

none. i opted to turn it off when i realized i wasn't going to go to class anyway. i'm through with these delusions.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

iced carmel thingie at gloria jeans.... fucking YUM. its carmel latte blended with ice topped with whipped cream with carmel on top.... dear god. $4 cardiac arrest, it's just a good thing i don't work in the mall anymore.

2. Meat eaters:

can't say i don't enjoy some good chicken tenders at BK. can't say i don't REALLY enjoy them. and i do say that i don't eat red meat or pork but i do eat the meatballs at work and i don't know what kind of meat that is but it's fucking GOOD, especiall in a cup with ceaser and parmasean cheese. yuuuuum.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

um. a couple wine coolers, a couple mixed drinks, and about three vodka shots, and a shot of chocolate liquer. i think that's the drunkest i've ever been. i don't know. it blends together, because i tend to not finish my drinks or keep count at all. but without that alcohol i would not have a girlfriend today, so fuck yeah!

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

no, i dont diet. though i have enjoyed a cappuchino slimfast shake or two. i like them with chips.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

yes. can't say i dont. not enough to diet or exercise but i would like to be shaped differently. i have a roll that i dont like, and a lot of hip fat. but i like myself, overall, always.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

spicy. i love mexican food and especially spicy chinese food. i actually don't like sweets much, but i do crave chocolate when we don't have any.

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?

"maybe he's too busy EATING BABIES!" no, haven't. but that's fucking funny.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

um... not counting gym? not counting changing at the beach or relatives or people that i took baths with when i was little (why did my mom let me take baths with my friends til i was like, ten? no wonder i'm gay), two. completely naked. partially naked, probably like 4 or 5, in a semi-sexual context.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

two. with the above restrictions.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

yes. yes and yes. its not a habit i make but even before i really liked girls i looked at girl's boobs. i think its a think all girls do, cuz im not even into boobs. they're just there, and they're very eyecatching. and from time to time i find myself looking at a guy's crotch. usually joe's. he wears tight pants. damn him.

4. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

sexy back. smooth and soft with backfat.... yum. and on men, i like boy-backs, and SEXY HANDS. man. jeff? i would comprimise BOTH our sexualities for sexy manhands like that.

5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

no i have not

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

no.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?

zero. i know better.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

hello kitty store: so much... pink... cute.... *drool* and rue 21, for cheap slave-labor made goodness. 99cent panties! you can't go wrong.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

lots of anime! a nice place to live! clothes! SHOES! this is too horrible. i have dreams like this.... where i have an ungodly amount of money and i go to the mall of america. i dont want to have these dreams. im a greedy bitch.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

um.... rich. because if i was famous i'd be even more insecure. and money makes you feel good!

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

yes. i like boring.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

fuck yeah. not majorly. but one of my proudest accomplishments is helping to steal the wet floor cone from the movie theater. one of my proudest moments as a delinquent.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

none. good on me.

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

oh wow.... thats tough. i think i'd say the things that i've written that i think have literary value, even if some of it is fanfic. and i'm proud of my individuality. i think i'm an interesting person.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

probably that goddamned poetry award i got in like 11th grade. or the scholarship that i lost when i went on acedemic probation. yay. im a loser. nah... probably that im not a drug addict or a pregnant dropout or something.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

i should say published author, right? but i'd really just like to be a secure person who is independant and original and respected, and hopefully not poor. you know what, let's sum it up: i want to be badass.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

no. i strive for the middle.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

um, no, i suck. though my victory in the middle school spelling bee comes to mind... and then my splintering defeat at regionals...

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

no. but if i knew how to cheat at mario party, I WOULD.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

drove around and subjected lots of people around town with german-goth-gospel-techno, extremely loud while being very nonchalant. haha. suck it.

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

hm.becky has some anime that i covet.... and saiyuki manga... and there are various items of clothes that my friends own that i dig.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

i dunno.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

a really hot gay dude. i would be GOJYO. even with the fucked up backstory, i would be gojyo.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

yes. by mir. with a girl named LENA.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

of course.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

confidence

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

yes. its genius.

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FAITH

1. What religion do you follow?

my own. i dont believe in organized religion. and even though i hang with the pagan crowd, i don't call myself pagan, because that's a little too organized for me.

2. What religion were you raised as?

catholic, which is from my mom, until i was about 13.

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?

a human property, though i think it should be a factor in all religions and should be practiced more heavily.

4. Do you believe in magic?

der. though im not really into "doing magic" its a big part of what im into and my belief system.

5. What was the last promise you broke?

um... i promised my parents i wouldn't move, but recently misty and i decided we're going to.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?

well, i used to go to church and i never believed any of it, really. my heart wasn't in it.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?

no. only anime characters can be perfect, and even then, it is their imperfections that make them so damn amazing (case in point, SANZO).

HOPE

1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?

i dont remember what i asked for. but i got good shit.

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?

that i'm more secure with myself. that's what i always want.

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?

um, yeah, its called "im going to pass my classes, really, without doing any work."

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?

no, i haven't. ever.

6. Do you gamble?

no. i spent about 16 cents at a casino once, but i don't get gambling. i dont get spending money when you don't get anything back.

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?

yeah. i like to say fuck the weather. i defy weather.

CHARITY

1. What causes do you support?

uh... stuff.

2. What causes have you given money or time to?

ive given money to RAINN, rape abuse incest national network. and i've donated money at the zoo, i think.

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?

no

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group?

um, no. though my anthropology professor talks about the peace corps all the time and makes it sound damn cool, but i would never do something like that. its called being unambitious.

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?

i have. i dont do it every time i see a homeless person, but i have. in san fransisco and in san diego.

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?

i've fed many a friend. i've bought people dinner. its a perkins policy. we just do. if we're going to perkins, and someone doesnt have money, someone buys them dinner, and there's no need to repay. it will be repaid, sometime, somehow.

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?

fuck if i know. i've left easter dinner to go be with jenni when her parents split up. similar things for jill. etc. i dont know. i cant think of the things ive done. nothing i'd consider extrordinary.

FORTITUDE

1. What are you most afraid of?

being unloved. being unnoticed.

2. What did you do today that was really brave?

um, went to class when i hadnt been there for a week and half. for me that's brave. i have serious social issues about that. i have a minor social anxiety problem, and it gets worse when i havent been to class for awhile.

3. Who is your favourite superhero, and why?

i dont know. i wasnt into the whole superhero thing when i was little. i was into my little pony and shit like that. i did like beastmaster, though, because he had ferrets.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?

yeah. i feel weirdly compassionate, sometimes. like, i keep getting this feeling that i would lie down in traffic for tif. i dunno why.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?

more courage. i need courage. i think more things in my life would fall into place if i had more courage.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?

yes. i AM stage fright. i get scared thinking i might get called on in class.

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?

i am a follower. almost always. im very content to follow. the only situation in which im comfortable leading is at work, now, because i have seniority over everyone im working with most of the time.

JUSTICE

1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?

yeah, but i got out of it because of college, and because it was for the county that my parents live in, where my permanent address is.

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?

hello, canada. there is no way in hell i would fight for this country and everything that it has come to stand for.

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?

no.... in principle, yes, but it is misused and biased and.... bleh. no.

4. What should be guaranteed legal?

abortion

5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?

no. if the majority of people didnt vote for him, he shouldnt be president. and because he's the biggest douche in the universe.

6. What was your favourite media circus trial?

uh... dont care about bullshit like that. really. dont.

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?

yes i have. i get nice links from NOW with little forms to fill out to email them, its cool. and you get letters back.

TEMPERANCE

1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?

i dont know... for some reason, maybe because its 1230 at night, but i cant seem to understand this sentance.

2. Do you collect anything?

catholic paraphenalia- candles, stickers, and religious flyers. hello kitty stuff. random junk. misty and i collect things we steal or find on the street and put them on our bulletin board.

3. Are you addicted to anything?

dear god. saiyuki. yami. hellsing. seeing becky every day. INTERNET. changing my background constantly. finding songs for anime characters. WRITING FANFIC. buying things. getting pictures of my favorite anime characters. meatballs in a cup.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?

i had lots of things in the back when i worked at ragstock, most of which i never bought. oh, it makes me sad to think about it. i have regrets.

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?

cash. checks and debit cards are bad for the jessie.

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do:

uh... become broke two days after i get paid OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

*laughs* you're kidding, right?

PRUDENCE

1. Who is the wisest person you know?

wisest? melissa, or becky. both can be a little too wise for their own good ;)

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

no. oh wait! i was in a candlelight vigil thing for jacob wetterling when i was like 5. i hated it. my mom made me go. it was cold. i dont think people should make their kids do things like that when they dont even understand whats going on.

3. Do you take advice when it's given?

sometimes. but mostly not. mostly i do what i think and then learn from my own stupid, stupid mistakes.

4. What area are you wisest?

i'm wisest when i know what's best for me. i know my own limitations. i know what i need and what i want, most of the time.

5. Do you drive defensively?

not usually. usually im a very passive driver. though i like to take corners very fast.

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever?

um, yeah. doing it. right now. well not *right* now. technically, being a lesbian that's kind of a given.

7. What did you learn today?

misty has and always will be my number one lord of the rings buddy. and we are bruce's personal fan club.

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